Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
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FrostyNorth 0
So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.
chiaro 0
yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant
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mrcarmine 0
yeah i doubt girls carry around condoms specifically for other people's enjoyment... unless they're RAs in dorms, doctors, or something else like that where it's their job to do so. and she was going on vacation, so that doesn't even apply. deplorable.
llSgtScopell 0
Swear to god it seems like girls these days are worse than guys....
ogden 0
Can I have her number?
mousekeyboard 0
Maybe she wants you to feel guilty for not coming wiht her. showing you what youre missing ;) Ouch.
FairFrozen 0
Why is it always the girls who cheat? Growing up, I've heard everything from guys being perverts and douchebags and being unfaithful. It's completely changed. They're the ones willing to cheat on their boyfriends and such. It pisses me off.
gregthestrange 3
I hope you showed her the back side of your hand what a bitch
gregthestrange 3
I hope you showed her the back side of your right hand
frozen_heart 0
#7 --I think there are paternity tests you can take before the kid is born but I'm not totally sure. OP--you're gonna party it up now, right? Since apparently it's too difficult for your girlfriend to not cheat on you while she's gone? Or else she has been all along and this is her way of letting you know.
basketball03 0
dump that bitch!
MackenzieB 0
ouch. This makes me sad. Sorry :(