Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
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BadApple88 29
I hate ungrateful people. She's lucky she got a gift in the first place
Valkeryia 13
My boyfriend always gives me ugly jewelry that he made and I'll wear it until it breaks just because I love him.
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Comments (146)
Gravenmuir 18
You should make her a sweater made from your tears.
HeartYou101 31
Or eyelashes
Gravenmuir 18
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Ichiya 29
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
sydstoomuch 19
Obviously you two have different views on what is and isn't "unique"..
weirdly_cute 11
Dump her. She's ungrateful and there's no sense in putting more time and effort into her if she's going to treat you like that.
ligerzero459 24
1000x yes. This is an omen of things to come. She'll never be any less ungrateful and will only get more demanding as time goes on. Cut your losses and move on to someone who actually appreciates you
SMHsohard 22
High maintenance, ungrateful and probably manipulative as Hell. She's most likely also the type who will piss and moan that her boyfriend's mother hates her guts. Give her permission to walk out the door, and tell her to not let it hit her in the ass on her way out. Then, call your mom and tell her she was right about the bitch.
DeathcoreDoge 10
ex girlfriend*
DeathcoreDoge 10
a bitch like her should be grateful getting a gift period, FYL op
T1A2Z3 35
Who the hell would be happy about a "gift period" periods suck. Don't give them as gifts
ihavenolifehaha 16
your*
LouisvilleLuke 10
Dump her ass
marcranger 29
I'm not fond of "it's the thought that counts," because I've heard it used as an excuse by gift-givers who didn't put any thought into their gifts at all and are irritated with the recipients for being upset. But in OP's case, his girlfriend does sound like a straight-up bitch, so I doubt she's got a good excuse.
juturnaamo 29
You should get rid of her. There are plenty of women who would appreciate a man like you.