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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 479

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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You deserved it 12 474

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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glowbaby 15

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:52

Set your relationship status to single.

mohamed_H 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:54

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Tuesday 8 April 2014 9:42

Your gf needs to grow up. If THAT'S the reason she breaks up with you, then you're better off without her anyway.

mkayden 23

Tuesday 8 April 2014 9:44

A future psycho.. She sounds lovely. Get out of there while you can OP!

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 8 April 2014 9:53

it's times like this I wish fb had a dislike button. then you could make a point of just trolling your lady.

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:10

Should of just looked at her in amazement.

horrorfield 6

Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:29

I got mad at my bf for _never_ liking anything on my Facebook, but still liking everyone else's stuff, including his ex's.

kotake 7

Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:46

I can actually see this as a valid reason, but I can also see him implicitly liking everything you post w/o having to say it as a valid excuse...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:06

That's just so pathetic. Why do you need your stuff to be "liked"? Attention seeking, much?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 8 April 2014 14:26

In #33's case, her boyfriend is "liking" everyone else's stuff but hers. If OP is "liking" other people's posts but not hers, i can see how the girlfriend might not like it. If he just doesn't hit "like" much, she needs to calm down. Quite frankly, I couldn't care less whether or not my boyfriend likes my posts, but then he's not on Facebook as much as I am.

ehollow5000 6

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:37

That is more understadable. That just means he is more interested in his ex than he is in you.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:46

This is more understandable.

annonymous8 6

Tuesday 8 April 2014 10:55

Like every single one of her statuses!!(:

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:05

When Facebook becomes a factor in ANY interpersonal relationship, it's time to put an end to it.

nana_88 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:08

Sounds so immature.

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:12

Let her, saves you the trouble.

Mat2000_1 4

Tuesday 8 April 2014 11:20

I agree. Dump.

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