Love: Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I...

By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 264

By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 343

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 479

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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You deserved it 12 474

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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You deserved it 3 322

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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You deserved it 3 911

Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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glowbaby 15

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:52

Set your relationship status to single.

mohamed_H 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:54

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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Door_Productions 19

Friday 18 April 2014 6:04

Threaten to break up with her because she doesn't act like a normal person enough

SwimmerBoy16 15

Sunday 20 April 2014 7:58

People still use Facebook?

clarashan 3

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:53

Definitely drop that one.

angiee_baybee 15

Tuesday 22 April 2014 8:57

Get out of that relationship NOW.

avidreader121 7

Wednesday 23 April 2014 2:33

maybe find a more mature girlfriend.

suuupshelbyy 1

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:25

Immature

mrcook9 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 14:02

Facebook sucks anyways. The only times I go on it is to message someone I couldn't contact otherwise.

TheWholeTruth 0

Wednesday 14 May 2014 18:06

She's crazy. I'll distract her while you run. Why aren't you running?

Cwhite118 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:14

Stupid bitch, I'd dumb her

mathsgeek69 8

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:51

you don't deserve her! you are an asshole boyfriend who probably got bullied at high school and doesn't know what its like to be cool..

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Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye love

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