Love and Geek: Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty....

By muscalata - 20/07/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 609

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 5 320

Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 173

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 101

Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 153

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 790

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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thisisbutaname 38

Thursday 28 June 2018 9:21

Looks like you weren't wrong, after all.

real life problems 26

Friday 20 July 2018 1:36

Aww teenage 'love' is so cute

Comments

Yudith 24

Friday 20 July 2018 20:51

You girl's petty, oh! So petty! She is petty, and sassy, and vaaaaaain, and I pity you when she runs after you again! Tralalalala la la lalala!

chris_lillo 15

Friday 20 July 2018 21:34

He thinks I'm petty?! I'll show him I'm not petty by blocking him and refusing to talk to him!

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 21 July 2018 0:09

This seems petty easy to explain, once you find a way to contact her.

Emma Lee Franklin 6

Saturday 21 July 2018 18:02

For future reference always respond in this manor : "yes, of course I think you pretty/funny/beautiful!" or "No, of course I don't think you are fat/petty/rude!"