çapousse2904
Le Pr?-saint-gervais, France
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Holy crap!
crazytwinsmom 25
Miralax works wonders, for the constipation, not the abs.
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donutcallmethat 16
Senna is an herb that will help in an emergency situation like this. Go to your local health food store and pick up some tincture or something with Senna in it. Then get yourself some Trifala to start taking everyday. It is not addictive and strengthens your intestines so this won't happen again.
angiespook 18
Dude. See a doctor. And then start working out.
wvcheesehead 13
Do you have Long John Silvers in France... great laxative.
micassures_fml 19
No, it doesn't ring a bell. But we have something quite disgusting which tastes like liquid concrete, called Smecta.... have I already said how disgusting it is?
DeadPixel4 29
******** GIVES YOU ABS!?! I'm never leaving the bathroom.
slyde32 12
but op said he was constipated?
Nicholas12 15
get milk of magnesia
False_Stupidity 42
The OP is obviously full of shit... On a serious note those, seek medical help right away. I was hospitalized after just over a week of constipation.
EffyFails 18
wow haha, oh wells if it helps softness is better for snuggling, don't see fascination with muscles hope you poop soon
DocDrose 20
prunes and figs. that'll help a treat
whatever202 11
Have you tried magnesium citrate? Tastes a little like sparkling lemonade, and you can get it pretty much anywhere.
CaptainCore993 19
I laughed so damn hard on this one,I might get some rock hard abs too,lol.