çapousse2904
Le Pr?-saint-gervais, France
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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heyyyjune 11
Holy crap!
crazytwinsmom 25
Miralax works wonders, for the constipation, not the abs.
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CoGhostRider 31
3 weeks? I'm no dr but I think pretty soon it's going to start coming out the top...
tonyfan00 38
Once took 2 weeks. By far THE most painful s*it I ever took.
pikawarriors 18
I'm embarrassed to say but when I was twelve I was constipated for 2 and a half months, no joke. You thought yours was painful? I felt like I was going to die, and I probably should have been in the hospital, but I never told anyone at the time
amisenho 11
#64: Try doing that with inflamed hemorrhoids, then talk to me about pain.
crudeandrudeguy 29
84- There is such a thing as too much sharing of information, even on the Internet...
Soundslikeothers 15
3 weeks? Boy you need some fiber, laxatives, a doctor, something.
MrSassypants 34
Screw that. At three weeks OP needs a bomb squad; he can blow at any second now.
cocacola999 27
I'd advise to find a titanium toilet or something - no way an ordinary porcelain bowl will last.
pptm 13
3 weeks Is a lot
worldclassrager 41
In the future you could flex your abs
andyeatsworld 10
Hmm so if a don't poop I get abs?
vikky538 29
so I am wondering... constipation is the secret for getting abs...just kidding...constipation hurts..use good medicine before it starts hurting you bad...
smalltownman 15
Well I guess you could say that's a... crappy workout...? no? okay
Shawnee_dear 10
You need medical help m
HeartYou101 31
Plenty of orange juice, green tea, Weetabix and maybe some Ducolax...
MathIsStupid 11
Have you tried drinking a lot of prune juice?