Love: Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming...

spermbankonlegs 16 March 2012, 02:21 United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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Anonymous 21 September 2011, 12:38 United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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well i'm fucked 3 February 2014, 22:47 Aberdeen, United States

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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Anonymous 26 September 2020, 02:02 New York, United States

Stable genius

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc 2 April 2014, 21:22 Herning, Denmark

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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WtfDoIDo?! 2 July 2019, 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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noway 3 January 2014, 11:03 Cholet, France

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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Anonymous 5 September 2024, 20:00 Maryland Heights, United States

Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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Anonymous 4 August 2013, 03:29 Newark, United States

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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nameless 12 July 2009, 06:45 United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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wastedtime 13 September 2020, 19:57 United States

Time to run

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML