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The real question here now would be is this a deal breaker for you OP?
Also, would she be willing to stop that and see a therapist?
The real question is how she got OP's toenails.
at least they weren't her grandma's toes
OP, I do believe she may be putting a spell on you and you should run.
Well they are toenails, so OP might not be able to use his feet...
yes.. toenails. definitely there is some voodoo stuff goin on here
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Show it anywayKeeping children's lost first teeth is one thing, keeping a grown man's toenails definitely isn't normal. ....
How exactly is she getting your toenails
Well, my boyfriend clips his toenails wherever he happens to be at the time that it occurs to him to do it, and he just leaves the clippings there. I find them all over the house. Maybe OP is like that as well, and the girlfriend is just gathering them up as she finds them? Although I still don't understand the "keeping the box natural" part... That's definitely strange.
^ I'm sorry :/ he really shouldn't do that. Maybe you should be the one casting a spell.
The tonsils are for your safety.
Imagine she clips his toenails as he sleeps......
If you piss her off and then bad luck comes your way I'd start looking for the hex bag. Just saying...
Well said, Dean-o.
You mean the toenail in the music box.
This is one of the grossest things I have ever heard. Fyl! I hope she doest do things even weirder...!
How does she collect the toenails in the first place? Don't you cut your own toenails? Do you leave the toenails lying around?
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How exactly is she getting your toenails
OP, I do believe she may be putting a spell on you and you should run.