Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween...

By heartbroke - 03/11/2012 10:02 - United States - Erie

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:34

What was her costume? Trampire?

welsea28 6

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:33

She probably felt guilty...either way sorry OP

Comments

Zacham 5

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:06

"Ex-Girlfriend" There I fixed that for ya. .... What a bitch! I'm sorry op being cheated on sucks, and is inexcusable.

TheJoeydark 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:11

I would've ended the relationship at the doorstep

bigdipper32 5

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:23

sorry thats hot

blahblah0392 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 3:26

Your default just made me want to eat my screen....

roachyroo 5

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:27

Did she shack up with him since Wednesday?

igetcatswet 1

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:33

Y do you still call her your gf?

ravenevercross 19

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:37

Don't you mean exgirlfriend?

omart3 6

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:38

sounds like an "socially awesome/awkward penguin" meme entry!

wironandine 8

Saturday 3 November 2012 17:49

Drop that hoe

zacthedrile 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 18:13

**** much?

btx2 9

Saturday 3 November 2012 18:48

Nightmare on **** street

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