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Smashing through the boundaries Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery ***I feel bad for your girlfriend. She tried to do something sweet and screwed up somewhere else. I hope you got jumped okay. ;)
It's the thought that counts. At least you have a girl that loves you enough to do sweet and spontaneous things like that. And I don't mean this in a bitter way. It's a rare thing, cherish it.
I am not even going to do a car pun. they drive me crazy. I think it was a sweet gesture and not the worst thing that could happen in your life.
U have problems lady.
Thought that counts
You can work with the dead battery. In my opinion, having someone that cares for you is more important.
I hate to be the nasty stereotypically-thinking commenter here, but you don't write suprise love letters to your boyfriend... Well, okay, you could, but I guess something really cool to eat, a massage or one of a tons of different things a man would appreciate would probably better. Not that I don't think that it was a cute gesture or that I wouldn't do something romantic once in a while, but I guess OP was really pissed when he saw it, romantism aside. Unless he really loves her for her cute sillyness.
You don't know that, OP doesn't specify his feelings in the FML. If I was tired after a day at work and thinking only about getting home as quickly as possible, well... It's possible that I would've appreciated the irony and laughed at it, but I'd rather be pissed than sad.
She could deliver a "sorry" note with jumper cables and a car battery.
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Not the brightest bulb in the shed, but the idea was nice enough to give your relationship a jump-start, no?
Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.