Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Comments (321)
_IHeartMusic_ 4
Wow. Just...wow.
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Girlfriend: "aw that's so cu.....wait.......7 kisses instead of 10. This is not going to work out."
SadinSherman 16
Wow she is eccentric
bjwilliams 0
meh, certainly be good to get rid of someone like that!!!
KataraTheBender 0
WTF??? What kind of idiot thinks that is important????
Lonelygirlinlove 6
What a total bitch!
gruvychild 17
A lil OCD?
Bdubwv87 0
What a dumb twat
TheNewGuy03 29
i happened to read that article. talk about extreme measures...
bubo_fml 11
Tell her u were being romantic by saving the last 3 kisses for her 3 holes!