Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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Top comments
imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
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Comments (100)
cottoncandymango 17
Why would she announce that? Did you announce that you dumped her sorry ass?
DeadJuntao 9
Why would anyone even announce that?
poemqueen 15
Why she would announce that we don't know, but OP didn't say HOW she announced it. Was she all cheery about it? Was she crying? There's three possibilities: 1) it happened BEFORE her and OP got together 2) she cheated, and for the one that hasn't been mentioned at all, that could be a very sad possiblity, 3) she was raped. All OP said was it happened at the dinner table, which wasn't appropriate, and that he didn't know.
ksks1234 33
I don't think she would just say, "I am no longer a virgin" at the dinner table if she was raped. I was raped before I lost my virginity, but I did not consider the rape as losing my virginity.
poemqueen 15
Everyone is different. I was molested when I was little, and when I finally had sex with someone I loved I didn't consider that to be losing my virginity. Depending on the personality of OP's girlfriend she could consider getting raped as her losing her virginity. If that was the case or not we don't know.
love_me_electric 20
I think it would have been mentioned if it was rape, because that would make it much more FML worthy.
chuckcloninger 12
Why?
joopjoop 19
why? just why? i dont understand why she would think thats an announcement, especially to her family, especially at dinner... thats really stupid...
Ashamed_Sister 60
I think she made this announcement to break up with OP and to humiliate him.
catharsis5 9
Wow, she left you in an awkward situation. So did you tell her parents it wasn't you who took her v card?
jonha21 11
She stabbed you in the heart bro at the dinning table without using a knife. Thats cold bro #•_•
saxybandgeek 14
Maybe she and OP did oral or something and she considered it losing her virginity but OP didn't? Still doesn't explain why she announced it though
worldclassrager 41
That's an over relationship...it's kind of a good thing she said it instead of hiding from you then finding out he hard and more painful way of her cheating on you,,,