Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
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Comments (100)
Brandon_NW 9
I hope she already wasn't a virgin anymore when she stepped in a relationship with you.
applebramble 22
Who the hell announces stuff like that?
applebramble 22
She was probably on Drugs to have the nerve to say something like that to a whole dinner table.
amifaiyaz 12
Maybe she meant she popped her cherry on accident somehow.
MDTeddy 13
She is a **** in the making. Did she not think about sex with her ******* boyfriend? wth is the point of a having the title then? I thought it meant that you can't fancy other people because you have someone to fancy.
jafogurl 2
i dont see why people make a big deal about the girl being the virgin guys loose theirs all the time and never hear anyone make a big deal out of it
Simoneaux17 11
Should've stood up, flipped her the bird, got in her face and told her to **** off. Also, sorry OP.
Deviant_fml 5
At least it was over at her house (assuming since her whole family was there and you didn't mention this was a special occasion) and you could just walk out, skipping the awkward meal all together, and thus leaving her to the tender mercies of her hopefully highly judgmental parents.
jedawi 13
Trust me you dodged a bullet. Only the crazy would announce such a thing.
grrjobssuck 8
how did you not realize she is an obvious ****? not tryin to be mean just honest...