Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
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Comments (100)
bingbongbingbong 11
In the family
perdix 31
Whoa! A cheater right out of the gate! Usually, one becomes bored with sex with one partner before they start looking elsewhere. Looks like she didn't even give you the chance to bore her (in all the connotations of the word.)
onorexveritas 24
good to know
catsie_fml 14
I'd dump her ass...
meherm 11
What? Just what? Why would you announce it like it's something casual. This how I imagined it went. Mom: So *insert bf name here* how was your day? Bf: Oh it was okay thanks Mrs. *insert moms name* Bitch ass ***** of a gf: Oh that reminds me I'm no longer a virgin. Everyone: : :| :O She sucks and deserves any punsihment/shaming there is!
helmiz 17
ouch!!
redneckcrazy 1
how do you find people like this?
JessicaZado 11
I do hope you mean ex-girlfriend OP. I also hope she apologized for what she said!
olpally 33
What a cheating ****. Announce that she also has gonorrhea.
yukiokashi 12
you did it?
olpally 33
No, op did not do it. Hence the FML. Use reading comprehension. His gf is a **** bag.