Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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azurablade 0
you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?
NatzSwifey 0
well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf
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Comments (69)
masterrbASIAN 0
... next time this happens send mass n00dz lol
Hazza_69 1
who cares. if shes your gf she wouldnt care and she wud luv u for who u are ^_^
Brey1013 0
How the **** are people supposed to reply to a random message saying "hey, watsup?" i mean, what would u say to that? "uhh nothing?" Put more thougt into the message and maybe your friends will take the time to reply
dwtomek 0
Just tell your lady you have no friends due to her as it seems is likely the case anyways.
tacoman007 2
#62, that's what he might say if he wanted to get his lousy ass dumped.
ohno401 0
hahaha thats hilarious. betta keep ya gurl around so u don't end up with noone
LilaBear 2
I wouldn't have replied either. I don't use text messages for inane chatter. That's what the internet is for. Hella lot cheaper to talk crap online than via text messages.
xxRachaelxx 0
Awwww so sad, i would have texted you back
dimdream 0
how sad
floobl11121 0
wow what a cool girlfriend..