Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
I never knew you
Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Brief encounter
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Bad news
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Nice friend you've got there
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Am I the asshole?
Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML
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GRyphonLJJ 0
You seriously need new friends.
baseballin25 0
that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.
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Comments (233)
BloodyMary666 24
I´ve never seen the movie, but I know what it´s about. Mean b*tches.
llamalpaca382 13
I had to put my dog down 4 days after this FML was posted. He was only 6 years old. I still have trouble with it and it was over 6 months ago. I can't even begin to imagine how I would've felt if this had happened to me! I'm SO sorry for your loss, and I hope you've found new friends, because you need to >_>
jellyD 1
OP, your friends suck. Been there, understand your pain. Your friends suck major hind tit and do not deserve your attention. Dump 'em
TuckersGirl 2
For lack of a better statement, that is just downright MEAN. :(
smally12345 1
tight bastards.
pinkalicious224 7
Well they seem like some fantastic friends. *sarcasm*. You should seriously consider getting new friends. I know how it feels to put a dog down after 10 years but 11 must be even worse. It's a very sad thing. It's like loosing a member of the family. I am so sorry for your loss. I hoe you feel better.
pinkalicious224 7
Oops. I meant hope. Yikes
skylerlowe228 0
Your friends sound like dicks no offense to them
AffenKid 9
Dude, your 'friends' are a bunch of *****. Sorry for your loss :(
janey123 0
You are friends with those assclowns?
bubblecheeksz 6
Oh My Gosh Thats Terrible. What Friends *rolling eyes*