Love: Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who...

By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 395

You deserved it 3 355

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 689

You deserved it 3 561

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 458

You deserved it 1 115

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 305

You deserved it 3 260

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 852

You deserved it 153

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 935

You deserved it 3 237

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 468

You deserved it 9 902

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 243

You deserved it 7 625

The pros and cons of dating

By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 625

You deserved it 115

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 312

You deserved it 4 001

By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 730

You deserved it 4 496

red_headforlife 15

Monday 17 December 2012 2:09

What asshole friends.

zebraumicornz 6

Monday 17 December 2012 2:10

BLIND date. You don't know anything about them.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Monday 17 December 2012 2:29

Some friends they are.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 17 December 2012 2:55

So I'm wondering who paid the tab or was a dine and dash lol.

Lazaruk 3

Monday 17 December 2012 5:41

I doubt she/he went through with the date after finding out who she/he was set up with, besides... Why would you care about that?

vbmg152 18

Monday 17 December 2012 3:18

Time to get new "friends"!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 17 December 2012 3:48

Distract him with the confetti in your pockets, then hightail it outta there. What? You don't keep confetti in your pockets? Shame on you for not being prepared.

ShannonBitt 29

Monday 17 December 2012 4:36

Did he know the date was with you, it was it blind for him too?

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:45

I don't think OP specified, but her friends were in on it, and it was an obsessive ex, I'm sure he knew.

TwoOneFive 11

Monday 17 December 2012 4:52

Stop taking life so serious and laugh it off

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 17 December 2012 8:23

Yeah OP, forget the fact that your 'friends' invited your obsessive ex as a prank, forget why you broke up with him in the first place, or how he will turn out when you turn him down. After all, life was never meant to be serious, and your friends aren't douchebags by bringing your obsessive, potential stalker, ex back. Right, right?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 17 December 2012 17:58

OP won't be laughing while in line to file a restraining order. Most of the time I am all for just relaxing and having a good laugh in times of trouble. However, there are some situations that need a serious aspect to them. And I believe this is one of those situations due to the fact that OP described them as 'obsessive' and he could potentially cause her harm and make her life hell.