Miscellaneous: Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated",... - FML

By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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You deserved it 13 815

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 3 372

Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 039

You deserved it 1 140

By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 086

You deserved it 3 764

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 796

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 103

Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 274

You deserved it 4 862

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 848

You deserved it 2 153

TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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You deserved it 192

Bigmouth strikes again

By lovely-sweet - 27/11/2008 12:34 - France

Today, during lunch, I said, "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on." One of the guys present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying, "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman." Which was also the case. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 619

You deserved it 10 205

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Top comments

Welshite 39

Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 June 2013 16:31

Wow. You really cut to the chase with that comment. Talk about mincing words...

FlyingPie 17

Monday 10 June 2013 16:53

That might be funny if the FML mentioned something about cutting or cutlery..

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 June 2013 18:17

I wasn't trying to make a pun. Just a normal comment.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:32

"Um, that must deva-sucking be. . . er, you are sucka-stated . . . really state your suction." Just stick with "Aw."

fareith 15

Monday 10 June 2013 17:53

And you should have stuck with your first comment ;)

HoboWithACondom 8

Monday 10 June 2013 16:33

It's ok. You just said the truth.

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Monday 10 June 2013 16:33

Oh ho ho! You never know all of what happened in the relationship and what caused it to backfire... So maybe your slip-up could have a nugget of truth. :3

KayAnn19 10

Monday 10 June 2013 16:39

That's hilarious. I'm sure they will understand if u explain yourself lmao.

buckdharma 36

Monday 10 June 2013 16:41

Wow, that blows.

amandathecreator 22

Monday 10 June 2013 16:57

Freudian slip lol ?!

dead_insects 18

Monday 10 June 2013 16:57

explain yourself..apologize...and spend the day doing fun stuff with her

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 17:15

#3, the Wal*Mart Exception notwithstanding, right?

NudeSuitSquad 7

Monday 10 June 2013 17:16

Ha oh OP that sucks

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