Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Mearemoi 14
How inconsiderate.
ahabsfan 17
Could be worse. Could have been McDonalds.
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Comments (182)
False_Stupidity 42
Better to look for someone new.
skylerbarbee 3
I would have said yea. What an ass
daps29 11
So instead of thinking about it he had complete strangers decide for his love...~faith in humanity -25~I hate bringing down faith in humanity :(
hb215 2
If he asked me whether you should get married or not, I'd say no just because you have to ask me that in the first place.
Miss1337 1
Sucks :( but you dodged a major bullet! You'll laugh about this years from now.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Why the hell would he need to vote on it? People are terrible these days - he was probably counting on the fact that most of the room would say no. Be glad you aren't with him now, OP. You dodged a bullet, with that one. xo
interesting33 37
The public poll was stupid and I bet that most people said no because they felt he was acting really horribly and that you were way out of his league and should be treated properly! Ditch him I think
DarthVader77 9
Genius! I wish I did the same :(
aquarioussr 9
Good that he is out of your life.
JackFaire 27
I am guessing they said no not because of you but because they realized any guy that takes a poll on if he should stay with you isn't good enough for you.