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By inthefamily - 23/10/2012 13:29 - United States - Washington

Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 05:39 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

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By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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Hidur 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:01

Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:06

Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?

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wkastrinakis 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:28

Today my dad decided to take me to a strip club I saw my sister and my dad shoved $100 down her bras while she gave me a lap dance FML

shutterbug_brit 1

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:29

Erm, so you're engaged and don't know something that important about his stepdad? Perhaps things are going a little fast!

nrelavender 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:41

Sounds like youre the one that doesn't know your fiancée and the family, op.

isamisis 9

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:17

No worries. He'll forget you're an asshole tomorrow.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 14:30

And you didnt remember your in-laws mental disorder. Whats your excuse? Dementia?

luckoirish14 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 14:48

You are an asshole. Who doesn't know about whose family now .. Insert foot in mouth

Albakuku 0

Wednesday 24 October 2012 14:49

Ever see the show bridezillas? You would be a shoe-in!

SamCrow 1

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:30

Sounds like you are an asshole. Anyone who just starts blasting people b/c they asked an incorrect question is a bitch

sillyyanks 24

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:27

They're not an asshole, just an ignoramus.

StephenStills 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:38

Your FIANCE'S stepfather has early onset dementia? This man is the stepfather of the person you've been in a committed relationship with and you didn't know? Someone goofed.