Miscellaneous: Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday....

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By appaluver - 03/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:59 - United States

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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By knews - 18/03/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

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By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Thursday 15 November 2012 18:57

Just be thankful you didn't kill her!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 15 November 2012 18:58

You really blew it on that one, OP. Too swoon?

Comments

DataWog 30

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:46

Yeah, see, that's why I suppress my evil side when I'm around my grandma. I don't want to have to explain to my brother that our last grandparent is gone because I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind an 85-year-old woman and shout 'BOO!'

russianmartini 2

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:51

I work in a nursing home an the only thing I have to say is. Your an idiot.

darkmis1 17

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:54

Do I need to say it?

ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:56

Nope. She made her bed, let her lie in it.

gc327072 30

Thursday 15 November 2012 21:51

I have average intelligence. And the only thing I have to say is: you're an idiot. Sorry guys, couldn't pass that up.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 16 November 2012 3:01

Looks like she was Russian to post that.

darkmis1 17

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:52

More like F your grandmothers L! You're lucky she only fainted!

limitedition 25

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:52

Wow ... I'll resist the urge to call you an idiot for pranking a frail elderly lady & just assume she's got a great sense of humour and that's the reason you pranked her

antny082787 5

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:53

i bet it would have been all fun and games if that didnt happen. unfortunately she getting to that age where she cant have practical jokes played on her.