Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
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Top comments
lysx84 24
If that really is all you've ever done then of course your life sucks. I can see a proper talk is in order here though, as it looks like you may be doing more than you think
lusanna 19
Drunk people do/say stupid shit so don't take it to heart but maybe bring up the topic when he's sober
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Comments (39)
bass_ftp 12
Somehow I feel this might not be the all there is to this story.
lexiieeex3 32
I feel like these encounters are almost always taken out of context.
Cathrin 26
Drunk words are sober thoughts. Might be worth talking to him about when he sobers up.
Kalo84 3
It's possible ur bf has been bottling up things that have been bothering him 4 a while. That's the problem with bottling things up, people never see the millions of reasons that have been leading up to the outburst, they only ever see the "straw that broke the camels back" moment that was just the icing on the cake and don't bother looking any further. Just coz it might SEEM like an over-reaction on the surface to what you deem a small thing in that moment, doesn't mean it's not deeper than that.
Bearsmomma 30
100%
cuz803 46
Drunken words are sober thoughts.
jmac85 5
You've asked him about his phone thousands of times if he reacted like that. It probably died once now you always think it's going to happen. Just saying...
Cryptobrancus 2
My wife does some of this. I made a mistake on something once, in my head I learned my lesson and likely wont do it again, but she is trying to be helpful by reminding me, I know that but still cant help get defensive at times because it hurts that I think she expects me to continue screwing up over and over again.
AndronicusPark 10
Are you a teenager? Why is this a big deal? Just laugh it off and mock the shit out of him later.
guttedbrit 26
It sounds to me there's some things he needs to talk to you about, and some people don't have filters while drunk either. Hope it all gets sorted OP!
microsofty25 2
drunk or not, when someone immediately becomes defensive about thier 'personal space' which is what his phone is, it usually means they are hiding or feeling guilty about something. i can prove it... ask to borrow his phone for a google search. if he hands it to you, i am wrong, if he gets defensive, you'd better talk.
townyyy7994 14
Op, depending on how drunk he was, I don't think you should worry. If he was wasted, he probably had no clue what he was saying. If he'd only had 2 drinks and was able to think logic, then you should probably ask him about it.