Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
Are you sure?
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Am I being Punk'd?
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
RIP
Today, my therapist died from a heart attack, all while telling me not to stress over anything. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Sorry for your loss
Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML
Lightweight
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Hazmat suit time
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
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dezman2000 21
You should follow this FML up in a couple of weeks, just so we know that you didn't follow in your doctor's footsteps.
Benmantha 31
I guess there's a hidden message for you left by him.
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Comments (63)
Mandybruin 15
Your doctor clearly overestimated his own health. I wouldn't worry about it, OP, but see another doctor for your own reassurance.
acrochick27 15
That's an extreme way to tell someone they're dying?.Jk , sorry for your loss OP! Follow up so we know ur okay
Untold_Tales 17
Hey everyone! Op here! This actually happened to a friend of mine, who went on to live for many years! Thank you for your kind comments and concerns for my health. Thank you for welcoming me into your community!! x
kissfreak026 7
I think its time for a second opinion
catanita 18
Depends on how he died. You didn't mentioned. Perhaps in a car accident, or some kind of injurry that had nothing to do with his previous health state.
hondajason72280 10
maybe a heart attack.
hondajason72280 10
could have been a brain aneurism. my brother died 5 years ago and was fine the day before other than a slight headache and got out the bed and took 5 steps and fell over dead
The_Skittish_One 27
Yikes, that's awful! D: Poor doctor! As for you, I think you should try not to worry. Sadly, even really healthy people can succumb to things, whether it be something like an accident or an aneurysm. If you are genuinely concerned about your health, seek a professional opinion.
Sciath13 14
Epic foreshadowing...
annoyedperson 25
No need to worry you'll be fine