Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my therapist died from a heart attack, all while telling me not to stress over anything. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I got a call from my optometrist. I ignored the call, because I already knew I had my appointment tomorrow. When I listened to my messages later, I found out it was from his secretary, saying all of his appointments have been canceled due to him passing away last night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
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dezman2000 21
You should follow this FML up in a couple of weeks, just so we know that you didn't follow in your doctor's footsteps.
Benmantha 31
I guess there's a hidden message for you left by him.
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Comments (63)
StupidUsername89 23
Well that sucks good luck and look at my profile
missambitious 21
Maybe he didn't die due to medical reasons. Ex. Car accident. Still I'm sorry OP. That's got to be hard to hear. I'm sure you'll be fine, though :) Edit: 27 must have posted right before me. Sorry for the repeat.
vikky538 29
Wow.. Thats irony
SPN_lover666 27
If you're that afraid, go to another doctor for a second opinion.
Kalspike 22
That's eerie as hell. Unless he was hit by a bus.
RudderV 10
That's just too crazy!
Untold_Tales 17
Squee! My first FML! (And it wasn't even me...!) What happened was my Uncle has a friend who was very paranoid about his health. He had this near constant cough, and went to the doc about it, who searched high and low and couldn't find a thing wrong, saying the ironic phrase which haunted him. He (the friend) still alive, so it's obviously just a sad circumstance. This story was so morbidly funny that I asked if I could post it on here on his behalf because it was just too good not to share. He said as long as he got the link if it was published. Hiya Joe! Your messages of concern for my health are so touching. Thank you so much, and this is a lovely way to be welcomed into the community. Have a great one, guys! -op
xjohab 3
Well that all depends on how he died, duh, he could have had a 100% healthy body and died of anything else lol
KittyHawkMarch 29
Well it depends how he died. Accident?
wickedhyype 17
Wow... I feel bad for the family. F their life. Smh