Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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jada_crump 10
Was it by the same person?..
Mafia_ 16
Great way to end the day
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Comments (75)
Culito97 10
What if that same person was talking about your personality instead of your looks?
Gauzy21 12
To bad you can't post a picture of yourself so we can be the judges
rocketgurl 15
Wow how insulting of you
Patriots21 14
Honestly 22, just stop commenting, no one likes your ******* comments.
SqueakyMunk 14
I agree. Photo evidence would be nice on some of these FMLs.
Cozy_Blanket 16
This is what happens when you get out of bed. Next time get the compliment and just sleep the rest of the day!
jjmack34 15
Beautiful and pretty are obviously very different
LexiDaBae 17
Then you're not pretty. You're beautiful.
hmrhoades 18
That's one person's opinion. He/she is obviously shallow and will probably never find true love if he/she just goes by looks. Don't let it bring you down. I'm sure you've got great characteristics and will someday find someone who sees them.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
That escalated quickly.
RescueIsPossible 16
by whom
teazyfisher 15
I would have replied with "guess who I got it from?
ihatedouchbags 17
Moms can be so mean sometimes without even realizing.