kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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dgdude101 5
Well that depends. Did she take the red pill or the blue pill?:)
saksxalmo 20
She crushed both, mixed them, and snorted them.
icallbullshit 3
If so then send her my way, I'll give her the 'red pill', and together we shall enter the matrix.... Well more like I'll enter her matrix.
jagsville 8
What if she's like 5 dude?
icallbullshit 3
Doubt it. Wow I thought one could joke on fml, but it's full of pmsing women and manginas
lukep135 6
She must have a nice set of double D's to get that big headed
kandi_kid69 15
A nice set of DD's? Dude, what if she's like 6 years old or any age under 12...? -__-"
lukep135 6
That would explain why she thinks shes the chosen One with such huge premature boobs
sinking_fish 12
64- so If she is OVER 12, that makes it okay?
kandi_kid69 15
No. You're taking what I said out of context. I didn't mean for it to seem like it'd be okay at all.. Over or younger than 12, it's still wrong.
BlackCube2 2
sped much?!??!?!?!?!?
DracoSpirita 21
#23 - You win epicly, my friend. Buffy was one of the best shows ever made, despite the crappy graphics in the movie/first couple seasons. Great reference. Kudos for memorizing all that. ^^
twisted_cherub 14
Your daughter is an imposter. My dog is the real Chosen One.
inferiarmy 0
Does she happen to hear things and see things that aren't there too?
1crabbygirl 10
It's a valid question.
alfred07 18
Your profile does say that you are a ninja.
alfred07 18
Being the chosen one I imagine she will take a vow of poverty post haste.
Nerdfightersrule 11
My first thought was Harry Potter