By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 105
You deserved it 3 647

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kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

Idonebeenhad 17

How about the girl who lived?!

cthighlander 3

Choose her to bring out the trash or clean the toilets so she knows she's special

wlddog 14

She is chosen to made me a sandwich.

Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

I hope you told her she's crazy. I hope you told her that there's no way she's The Chosen One. I hope you get help for her soon. It's absolutely IMPOSSIBLE that she's The Chosen One! Because I actually am.

DRs are the chosen ones & must believe it themselves too for they save lives ever day!

lovebeecharmer 6

Age makes a difference in cuteness. Otherwise you got trolled.

blackheart24 10

If that ^^ is true then thank God!! Somebody needs to kill those sparkling douche bags.