kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
25shark 5
Prophet/Profit
MerrikBarbarian 9
It was a joke... Geeze no sense of humor people
saksxalmo 20
I think we got it, #29...
RogueWarrior869 23
That is the joke, 29.
untamed112 0
And how old is she?
DLC88 5
Buffy 2.0
betteryouthanmee 3
The Slayer? Slayyy-errrr? Slayer comma the? She who hangs out in cemeteries a lot?
Caramelli 0
BUFFY!!!!!
Idonebeenhad 17
How about the girl who lived?!
HikaruZanshii 3
I love your daughter, haha.
cthighlander 3
Choose her to bring out the trash or clean the toilets so she knows she's special
wlddog 14
She is chosen to made me a sandwich.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
DocBastard 40
I hope you told her she's crazy. I hope you told her that there's no way she's The Chosen One. I hope you get help for her soon. It's absolutely IMPOSSIBLE that she's The Chosen One! Because I actually am.
MigraineurOfLife 15
DRs are the chosen ones & must believe it themselves too for they save lives ever day!
MigraineurOfLife 15
Sorry - doubled
lovebeecharmer 6
Age makes a difference in cuteness. Otherwise you got trolled.
blackheart24 10
If that ^^ is true then thank God!! Somebody needs to kill those sparkling douche bags.