Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my daughter got upset because, even though I bought the car for her when she got her license, I told her it was her responsibility to pay the tax, insurance and MOT every year. End result, my daughter is a selfish brat and I returned the car, but lost a bunch of my deposit money. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
If she's old enough to drive and crush a car, then she's old enough to start taking responsibility for her actions. Let her get a part-time job to at least help you pay for the personal damages.
fancyturdhat 11
Since when does insurance not cover that which you crash into?
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Comments (61)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
a woman driver crashing a car, I'M SHOCKED
Welshite 40
Hey, moron, men crash too.
CammyGal 26
A (probably) new, inexperienced, teenage driver crashed the car. Being female had nothing to do with it. Asshole.
kurodansei 16
When the votes come in don't cry sarcasm.
vipirius 18
Beeter take your own advice 18.
kurodansei 16
Well you are supposed to drive into the garage. I understand her confusion.
guitarst1071995 12
I'm sure her wallet can learn to cover it
slycooper_fml 11
Sorry to hear about that, OP. I wouldn't assume that your daughter was texting unless you have proof. Does she still have her permit? When my dad took me driving at first it was horrible. I'd need more details before judging the girl. If it was completely her fault, then punishment is the only choice.
ZeroPath5 16
If she had her permit she would have been with someone over 21. The way this FML is written, I assume she has her license and was alone.
Goblin182 27
Pay for yard sale items? A buck fifty should cover that.
SMHsohard 22
I must go to more upscale garage sales; I was going to say $2.98.
Enslaved 38
Bright side-- At least you won't be responsible for that stolen flat screen TV.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Maybe OP's daughter stuck the free sticker on it... Plot twist!!
evanmj73 5
she really wanted to get some good deals
mangoboy1 19
I'm gonna get down voted for this but...it's no surprise that the driver is a woman.
xSkittle 16
Put it all on Ebay as slightly used.
jacobmlsmith 2
I drive my dads car and if I did that I would never be Abel to drive his car again and I would have to pay for everything