Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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Top comments
ReginaFalange_fml 13
If she was young enough to think using a fifty is ok, sounds like she wasn't old enough to be going out to the truck alone, so.... yup this ones on you OP.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
CHASE AFTER HIM AND GET YOUR MONEY! Or 49 more Popsicles.. your choice.
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Comments (139)
demonwolfmaster 26
um did any one notice it says say the op is working that might mean he/she could have been doing something at that point that they couldn't leave...my friend was working form home for 5 months after a gun shot messed up her shoulder so who knows in this situation till the op posts me we wont know and that kid should have known better then to go in to the wallet why should have brought it to the op so they could give them the money i all ways asked before i got and waited till my parents gave me the money there isn't much in this story so we don't know all that happened
justin3301987 2
Keep an eye on your kid man. If she was too young to know the difference between a 50 and a 1 she's too young to go out by herself to get ice cream. You got off lucky. That I've cream man could have made off with more than 49 dollars...
TheEpicPies 15
Only if she bought $50 worth of icecream, then everyone wins.
TrackGirl19 29
Wow, that man needs to learn some moral values. It was wrong of him to take advantage of your daughter like that, but pay a little more attention next time, not money ;)
pmackari 10
You shoulda got off your lazy ass and gave her the damn dollar. Or just say no!!!
fantasyworld 39
You should have asked her to bring you your wallet. If she's young enough to not know the difference between dollar bills, she shouldn't have been getting ice cream by herself. The ice cream man could have been a creep.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Are IQs among parents slowly decreasing?
Savagephy 17
Sounds like bad parenting to me if she cant tell the diffrence between a one dollar bill and a fifty why did she go to the ice cream truck alone. If you knew you were going to be too busy for a kid why did you make one?