Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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iheartglasses 0
Well maybe he isn't having a wedding.. People get married at court houses all the time and considering he's an older man, maybe he didnt find it necessary to invite everyone and have all the frills. It's him and his new wife's special day. Don't be selfish
Schizomaniac 24
You're not invited! Do I win?
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Comments (39)
xxmeowxx43 1
Hey same thing happen to me. It was new years eve and my mom called me up and told me she got married.
Burton_Forever 23
Hey don't let it get to you my dad has gotten married I think about 3 times and the only reason I know this is because my step sister told me through Facebook
CzarLaval 9
Maybe it was spur of the moment, never assume, theres always a chance you've misunderstood the situation
scarlett3diaz 24
don't dads suck ? I found that him and my new soon to be stepmother were engaged two weeks after it happened on Instagram. My sister knew before I did and she's 13