Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Top comments
iheartglasses 0
Well maybe he isn't having a wedding.. People get married at court houses all the time and considering he's an older man, maybe he didnt find it necessary to invite everyone and have all the frills. It's him and his new wife's special day. Don't be selfish
Schizomaniac 24
You're not invited! Do I win?
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Comments (39)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
OP if I were you I wouldn't care if i was invited or not... I would still go! And then crash the wedding. ;)
taylorsiebers 3
That seems like something my dad would do. I say go and crash that wedding!
LoveINKs 0
I'm with #19! Prolly a trannie LOL
Blackguy18 0
I was there
prismis 0
lmao
emmy_p_fml 0
My Dad invited me & my brother over to his house the next day and he said something along the lines of "Oh, by the way, We got married yesterday. I hope that's okay with you" What's worse is that HER kids got invited to the wedding, so its not like it was just a her and him thing :|
Phatkiller 1
Been there done that, plus side is that women my father married is making his life a living hell, haha, owned
bpruitt 0
shoulda crashed that wedding
TifferNC 3
been there, done that. only my dad wanted me to get him a copy of his divorce papers and send them to him. I didn't.
estalls 0
same thing happened to me!
GoneClubbin 9
I was the 19000 I agree your Life sucks taker hehe