Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, my job interview got canceled. I later found out it's because my sister got the brilliant idea to go talk to the manager to "advocate" for me, and they thought I put her up to it. FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
Today, I was let go from my stepmom's family business because she and my dad are getting a divorce, and she says it's too painful and awkward to have me still hired on. I can't afford a wrongful termination suit. FML
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Top comments
blakesinthelake 11
It's not up to you or your father to supply your sister with a job. Especially if she's under qualified. FYL
emmingle 24
Dad, she's just not cut out for it!
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Comments (181)
oh_lordy_me 18
Need a receptionist?
olpally 33
Let him disown you. Lol. He's an idiot if he thinks your sister(a hair dresser) could do well at a law firm. This isn't "legally blonde" the movie.
gracehi 33
Yeah, Elle Woods actually earned a law degree from Harvard, instead of sponging off her brother.
Fernando83 19
Sure, as soon as he puts her through law school and she gets herself a law degree.
rickyblair 16
New secretary?
yoshithecat 15
Mailroom clerk!
bvb123 6
U can make her the coffee runner
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Wait a second. What does the sister want? Maybe she's happy being a hairdresser and doesn't even want the job.
Enslaved 38
Hey, I heard about lawyers dressing their guilty clients in business suits to make them look less of a criminal. Complete the look with a conservative hairdo. (:
clevercake 21
just tell him she can have the job if she gets the relevant qualifications.
onorexveritas 24
offering the hob isn't as bad as actually giving her one. be a smart ass and take him word for word.