Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, my job interview got canceled. I later found out it's because my sister got the brilliant idea to go talk to the manager to "advocate" for me, and they thought I put her up to it. FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
Today, I was let go from my stepmom's family business because she and my dad are getting a divorce, and she says it's too painful and awkward to have me still hired on. I can't afford a wrongful termination suit. FML
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Top comments
blakesinthelake 11
It's not up to you or your father to supply your sister with a job. Especially if she's under qualified. FYL
emmingle 24
Dad, she's just not cut out for it!
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Comments (181)
drizzy11 18
Dude, you're successful. Nice.
EmmaMK 35
Has your dad asked your sister what she would like to do? She might like support in starting a new career
TheWorldGreatest 8
Changes are that she won't stay!
Zebediabolical 45
Hire her to come in once a week and do haircuts.
SkyBlueCloud 21
She ca clean up after you his. Maybe be the assistant who brings everyone lunch and who cleaned the office
Obey_StudBoii 23
Not exactly sure why your sister needs a job in your law firm if she already has a job. Stand your ground.
laurapiggy 3
What's she gonna do, cut your client's hair? Make them look good for court?
kazmie 8
I would choose being disowned.
Aero220 16
She can trim the bangs while you trim the hedges.
Aero220 16
wow... I think I forgot how to read... could have sworn I read the word lawn instead of law..
DarkAngelsBlade 25
That's the best **** up I've ever seen. I thought you were making some kind of sexual reference xD
worldclassrager 41
I think she gets more than minimum wage...so in that case I don't think she would want the job...
tymarie2012 31
depends on how long she's been out of beauty school and if she's been working at a salon or did booth rental.