Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
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Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, my job interview got canceled. I later found out it's because my sister got the brilliant idea to go talk to the manager to "advocate" for me, and they thought I put her up to it. FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
Today, I was let go from my stepmom's family business because she and my dad are getting a divorce, and she says it's too painful and awkward to have me still hired on. I can't afford a wrongful termination suit. FML
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Top comments
blakesinthelake 11
It's not up to you or your father to supply your sister with a job. Especially if she's under qualified. FYL
emmingle 24
Dad, she's just not cut out for it!
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Coolet90 7
cleaning toilets!
jhs578650 9
So let him disown you. He doesn't sound like much of a dad anyway.
Ohheyitsbel 5
Say okay... As soon as she's finished with law school :)
cbroady0529 9
If she desperately needs a job and isn't a total screw up, why can't she be a receptionist or assistant or something? I understand you likely already have someone in these positions, but it's your sister, help her out! Disclaimer: if she's a total flake and will only cause drama and aggravation, disregard.
jhs578650 9
@50 It isn't as simple as that. Hiring your family members is a bad idea for a couple of reasons. First and foremost, the subordinate might come to resent the family member who is his or her boss, and secondly, other employees will invariably make allegations of nepotism if the subordinate gets any kind of promotion, raise, perk, or other benefits.
queerdragon 20
Here are some of the things a legal secretary does. I am pretty sure someone trained to be a hairdresser would be unable to do half these things, unless they got further schooling. I googled "Legal Secretary" and this is what I got. Job Description In a law office the secretary must perform such duties as preparing legal papers that include motions, complaints, summonses, subpoenas, pretrial agreements, various legal forms and client correspondence. In order to accomplish these tasks in an efficient and accurate manor, the Legal Secretary must be familiar with legal terminology and procedures. Technology Skills: Being proficient in-- Word processing Spreadsheet Presentation Document Management Time & Billing Calendar & Docketing Transcription Desktop Publishing Videoconferencing Writing Skills: Legal secretaries are frequently responsible for drafting routine correspondence and file memos as well as proofreading legal documents such as pleadings, briefs, discovery and transactional documents. Transcription Skills: -Fast typing speed (50 to 100 words per minute). -Strong grammar, spelling, vocabulary, and language skills are necessary as well an understanding of legal terminology. Familiarity with Legal Documents and Terminology.
BDA_fml 5
Just sue him!
rec_chem 22
You're old enough to own your own law firm and your dad still feels like he can threaten you? I'd call his bluff.
perdix 31
Didn't you see "Legally Blonde?" You should always have a hairdresser expert witness on staff to help you win murder cases!
Enslaved 38
Don't forget "My Cousin Vinny".(;
caitiebug1119 15
Talk her up to your fellow lawyer friends and say "Hey, my sister is a great hairdresser. If you ever need a trim or something, here's her card". If the opportunity ever comes up where someone needs a haircut to look good for court, schmooze for her. Beyond that, what can she do without training? Cleaning service?
Marjoyjoy 8
receptionist??? I'm sure she knows how to answer some phones and schedule appointments.
migueljm5 18
Make her a secretary or receptionist