Money: Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 12:30

Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that despite having a full-time job I must really be failing at this adulting business, because I called my dad and the first words out of his mouth were, "I’m not sending you any more money." I do borrow money a lot, and yes I was about to ask for more. What the hell is wrong with me? FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:14

Stop giving him money -_- if he pulls that shit "I took care of you blahblah blahhh" tell him he's the dumbass that didn't use a rubber >:|

noobgang7 5

Monday 22 February 2010 20:04

what a bastard

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:19

Are you ******* serious 156? watta tool. Carry on Boatkicker :D

Gvil_Eenius 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:00

**** him! It's time he puts the big boy pants on and gets a job, or at least stops bitching at you when you're giving him money. Cut off the cash flow and see what he says... I bet he'll shut his pie hole then!!!

kris0stby 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:37

Sometime you just gotta smack a bitch

bluebreadsticks_ 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:58

get off your ass dad and find a damn job. my lord.

VinnieCorozzo 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:54

only $300 ? your dad supported your sorry ass all your life and now you want to complain? you are an ingrate

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:15

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farsidee 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:17

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joemo123 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:57

**** him tell him to screw himself and get a job!

jayAZ 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:31

Kick him in the balls! Start drinking his beer, obviously he was drunk and depressed cause he doesn't have one. I wouldn't take it so hard. Ya hurt the ones closest to you.