Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
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NabbdjuretPerry 0
Don't blame yourself, its not your fault
salvorican 24
At least your money is going to make THEM happy op. It's not easy living in the same house with parents that don't get along..
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Comments (63)
BloodyMary666 24
What an insenistive jerk...
Jasonf6 0
Too bad it's not that easy to get a divorce unless it's uncontested.
mistersheezy 7
Loan him a little extra to help out with the alimony too.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Charge him interest
cristina0323 0
lol ya charge him interest!!!! lmfao
BellaBelle_fml 23
#24-What the f...oh wait you're 12, ok your comment makes sense now.
sublimaze 6
A girlfriend would be cheaper than a divorce in the long run
ProhibitionRose 14
Not if he got caught cheating. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, his mom would probably take everything.
Flocka_23 14
Wow... You have a messed up dad
englishproblems 2
You appear to be confusing the verbs 'to borrow' and 'to lend'. The person who borrows money temporarily gains someone else's money, and the person who lends money temporarily loses their own. If your father had asked you 'to borrow money', he was asking you to receive money from him (or perhaps he was begging you to take out a loan). I believe you meant 'My dad asked me to lend him money.' Alternatively, you could have phrased it, "My dad asked if he could borrow money from me." Notice in the second case, the person borrowing money is your father, not you.
Zaffro 8
Ok it's one of the things that winds me up... however I wouldn't have pointed it out to him as I clearly understood what he was saying.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Stuff happens. At least he didn't try to borrow it from your mom.
perdix 31
If your mom gets custody of you and finds out you financed the divorce, your life won't be worth a shit. I'd start cooking for myself, if I were you.
chimcharx3 15
You didn't think to ASK what he was using it for?