By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
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You deserved it 231

Same thing different taste

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Though this sounds a bit farfetched, she might be trying to poison you and your co-workers. Wouldn't be too surprising knowing how insane some people can be. I think it would be worth reporting.

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Though this sounds a bit farfetched, she might be trying to poison you and your co-workers. Wouldn't be too surprising knowing how insane some people can be. I think it would be worth reporting.

Hopefully, your coworkers saw you cough up the brown mush. The canary in the coal mine serves a valuable purpose of warning everyone about impending danger (or at least, yuckiness.)

MiracleKa 5

Someone should teach your coworker actual shit is not an appropriate substitute for eggs as a binding agent.

Sonotsuave 34

Been there before. I have a coworker who comes over to my house occasionally with dessert and sometimes bakes for our office and with all due respect her baking isn’t that good. It’s the thought that counts

just tell her that she is in charge of napkins from now on. that should prevent any future baking incidents