Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I made myself a perfect latte and sat down at my desk, feeling pretty good about my day so far. My cat then jumped on the desk, slipped, and kicked my mug directly into my keyboard. The cat looked me confused while coffee seeped into my laptop. It was only 9:02 AM. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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ArmaNarma 0
That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.
silentsniper441 0
nom nom nom
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Comments (100)
underpaid011 0
that is what you get for planning a nice holiday for yourself, while also planning to leave the cat all alone - or locked up in a cage somewhere.
frickyourlives 0
ydi for having a cat
bricksta_op 0
exactly why I'm a dog person and not a cat. I'm all for the pussy, just not cats.
redtigerlily 5
Dogs do the same thing, mine insists on doing it all the time. So I don't know why your singling out cats.
CovertMilitance 0
At least the carpet is clean
romaz 0
how the hell does she deserve this? bitches. op: that sucks. put a lot of cocoa butter over it so it evens out your skin tone.
Kelan517 0
I actually don't understand how this happens, I spill my tea all the time, even when it's just been made and it barely hurts nevermind scars
livelifetotheful_fml 0
bahaha 8s comment is ******* funnny!
mrmaks18 7
take one of it's nine lives? then again some ******* are adorable
Oreogasm 5
thats what you get for owning a cat.
canzo378 0
strangle every cat... they always cause so much troubles..