Health: Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't...

By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By oof - 13/10/2022 21:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML

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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By Felix - 05/12/2018 14:30 - Ireland

Today, my 1 month old kitten peed all over my kitchen floor. I wanted to get some water out of one of drawers and slipped on the piss. My phone shattered and i dislocated my arm. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:02

That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.

silentsniper441 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:05

nom nom nom

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Mauskau 35

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:23

dumbass letting a cat near a hot drink

lovesamystery 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:25

what holiday??? fyl though I don't own a cat and know I know why ;)

catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 8 June 2010 20:14

a holiday is a vacation, pretty obvious if you think about it

EllyH 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:31

When I got to "don't worry"-part, I assumed it would be about the health of the cat. But you thought someone would worry about the carpet?

lovesamystery 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:34

im shure ur fine is the cat ok??? hahaha jk that sucks OP FYL ;)

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:46

Don't worry? I wouldn't worry anyways, I couldn't care less.

OMGJASMiNE 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:54

poor yu ouuuah:/ fyl

Stevefett 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 20:06

Now you can celebrate kick my cats ass day!!

JinxTheMagician 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 20:09

oh phew!!! for a second I was really worried for that carpet!!

revolvingdoor 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 20:11

That's why I hate cats

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 20:18

YDI for letting your cat climb all over your furniture. Disgusting.

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