Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I made myself a perfect latte and sat down at my desk, feeling pretty good about my day so far. My cat then jumped on the desk, slipped, and kicked my mug directly into my keyboard. The cat looked me confused while coffee seeped into my laptop. It was only 9:02 AM. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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ArmaNarma 0
That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.
silentsniper441 0
nom nom nom
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Comments (100)
frontofprojects 0
cats are pricks. some FMLs have so much cynicism attached
troll4thelulz 0
YDI for being a cat lady and having 50 cats.
JellyBeanHeiress 0
At least your pussy and carpet didn't get the tea spilled on. Only your legs.
Courtikinns 1
:o Ouch, sounds painful.
niles_f1 0
ah, cats. so many redeeming features.
DRockBod87 0
Wait, why would you be drinking scalding hot tea in the first place, maybe if you had let it cool off first it wouldn't have been so bad
perdix 31
It's a good thing you shave "down there," otherwise the carpet could have been damaged.
Incubuss 0
I've never understood why people who own dogs hate cats because they're "disgusting". I've never heard of a cat ripping a persons face off.
fartstar 0
at least you didn't burn your pussy or your pussy cat. You may have ended up with a bald pussy. I wonder if someone makes Rogaine for bald *******.
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
Chicks dig scars.
omgtacos 0
the OP is a girl... read the OP's name