Miscellaneous: Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my...

By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Boopycat 15

Monday 4 November 2013 2:30

How does one **** up that badly?

kotana191 8

Monday 4 November 2013 2:29

I guess all you can do is try to get in whichever one that will cause the least amount of damage to break into:/

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crdavis93 7

Monday 4 November 2013 17:01

Breaking into your house costs less in the long run

fakedsincerity 32

Monday 4 November 2013 17:27

I love the wording of this FML.

MaySFML 4

Monday 4 November 2013 18:29

Hahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahajahahahhhahahhaha. Just. How. ??

gAt_d 26

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:05

Thank you for wasting 1.7 seconds of my life...

bobo_the_bear 5

Monday 4 November 2013 19:28

Have you tried a rock? A rock will help you get your keys.

esigmond 2

Monday 4 November 2013 22:10

Your ,uhh, kind of stupid...

_btwice 7

Monday 4 November 2013 22:50

Please explain how this happened OP lol

traviscool 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:17

plot twist: the car is in the house

513cletus 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:04

Ahh hahahahaha

caysters 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:40

Why two separate sets of keys? My house key is on the same set as my car... Less to misplace that way

Claytoad 5

Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:41

Bullshit.

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