Anonymous
Storfors, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Pierced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Body horror
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI, again
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Hold frame
Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML
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rg350dx 29
"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your ******! I incest!"
FMLJFL 5
Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's ********, but hey some people are into that.
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Comments (200)
kelseeinez 10
ewww. maybe he should have tried to offer to get ur nose done instead!
Banyes 7
nice way to start a business
TheyCallMeDamien 17
That boy ain't right.
alicr 2
That's s little creepy
skyeyez9 24
I would assume piercing it would cause permanent nerve damage.
nnnope 26
95: an improperly-done piercing has the potential for damage, yes. a properly-done one by a skilled piercer, on a woman who's lucky enough to actually be a candidate for it, shouldn't pose any danger whatsoever.
ilovefall10 21
Oh, first I thought OP said her " boyfriend " tried to convince her, which I didn't think was TOO far out there, but then I read it again and saw that it was actually her brother. Not normal.
xALEXx_fml 15
He obviously doesn't get enough action that he has to ask that of his sister
EvilEvin16 5
Did you do it?
Chazzzor 10
I think he hates you! That sounds stupidly painful.
NeonCookies89 13
Make sure no tounge of his slips in their..
nnnope 26
what!?!! I'm going to go throw up now (also *there)
Arkana_fml 14
Hahaha he might be desperate that he asked his own sister. What a lowlife perv xD