Miscellaneous: Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod...

By iDisable - 19/06/2011 00:27 - Australia

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:01

you should disable your brother by punching him in the nuts.

dain_bramage 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:00

connect it to itunes.

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tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:10

why dont u just do something fun.....exercise....go on fml.....listen to music.....

summerloolooloo 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:15

Well my brother was more creative. He changed my wallpaper to a naked Asian guy, then proceeded to disable my iPod for 45 minutes.

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:27

lol that happens to me so much

birdfreak 24

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:32

my brother's iPod was locked for 23 million minutes : ) we plugged it into iTunes and it like automatically unlocked LIKE MAGIC!!!!! 0_0

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:32

omg...no technology...twitch twitch....stop the damn texting and pick up a book once in a while!

spearodude 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

mine was disabled for 48 hours. :/

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

My brother somehow disabled mine for about 5 million minutes

Erissa 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:56

God forbid you can't use your iPod Touch for 2 hours, what will you do?! Go outside?! Read a book?! Converse with someone face to face?! Nooooooo!

Lynne2 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:04

this is fake because if u make a mistake on typing your passcode after it's locked for 45 mins then it will be locked for 1 hour... :P

CateXOX 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:12

And what would you consider a "proper mp3 player" if not an iPod Touch?

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