Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
you should disable your brother by punching him in the nuts.
dain_bramage 5
connect it to itunes.
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Comments (176)
coolchick10 0
One of my friends did that to me, so I know how you feel...
ChibiGirl5 0
oh boohoo you can't get into your I pod for 50 mins. How is your life ****** if your home just plug it into I tunes or get a laptop or go do something else it's just an I pod what do you think people did when there were no such things as I pod's
IndiRae 9
Oh no, I'm able to afford an out the ass expensive iPod touch, but I can't use it for an hour. You poor deprived child.
kritz0 10
Yes cause they are soooo expensive. LOL. You're hilarious.
IndiRae 9
Sarcasm? And if you're not being sarcastic, then you're lucky to be able to consider 200 dollars not exspensive.
kritz0 10
Actually. I live in Canada. 200? Hahahahaha...even the 8GB is almost 3 bills here. No, I was NOT being sarcastic. If 200 sounds to you like "expensive" I suggest you find a new better paying job.
Matty1188 6
People that post these comments are obviously posting on an equally expensive gadget. So what?
x_messyjessy_x 0
see if you were to get my iPod touch it would be like £80 or something but that's because it's the 2nd G :) or if you dont want to spend much money then you could buy am iPod second hand.
fthku 13
kritz, I swear you couldn't possibly be more of a stuck-up bitch. In each FML that I see your comment, I can already tell you'll say something stupid. Not everyone can afford the same things, and your assumption that he can, or NEEDS to get a better paying job is condescending, rude, presumptuous.. Oh the list can go on. There are also plenty of very able people, who would refuse to buy something like an iPod for $200 because they feel that is an exaggerated price, despite being able to afford it. In short, stop leaving condescending messages, stop being rude and stop living in this fantasy that you're better than people. matty, plenty of people comment from their homeworkfriends' computers.
mimi_animee 18
23 - I live in Canada too, and my dad (the one who paid for my ipod) even says they're expensive and he has a good paying job!!
RileyL29 0
Couldn't agree more, 78. To the condescending bitch: 78 has a valid point. Regardless of ones take home pay, some people are forced to prioritize. That iPod money is a utility bill, groceries, etc. No need to assume ones job isn't good enough. Better to have a job than bum around and mooch off the gov.
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
78, ftw.
raeka 1
best reply ever!
beastwill64 16
my sister doesn't know if your being sarcastinc in this comment. 100% percent serious.
cgall123 0
yea kritz quit being a BITCH all the time Smh
xxsarahfxx 6
Your saying that because mommy probably bought you it. It is a lot to some people so don't be so ignorant.
xxsarahfxx 6
Your saying that because your mommy probably bought you it. It is a lot to some people so don't be so ignorant.
Jaxx66 21
they aren't expensive..... and maybe he was out and about with his crappy loud family and didn't feel like herring them complain the whole trip. don't cry cause you can't save up 150$ish dollars in a month or two to buy your own.
ScaughtieHolden 11
They're not expensive. And you can get a used one for less than $50. Quit being a itch.
Keyman1212 14
I'm going to sound like a snob hear, but kritz, you sound like a new money douche. My family has been wealthy for generations, and you wouldn't believe how much my dad bitched when he bought my iPhone. Just because we have money doesn't mean we like to waste it.
elyiia 4
White whine.
kimbaheartsyou 0
#firstworldproblems
jackiemoonthepro 5
hmm your in a pickle
eminemchick 19
ur picture wishes it had a pickle
pinkp909 8
That same thing happened to me, but I had just changed my password, so I kept mistyping it. I ended up having to plug it into iTunes because I did it too many times.
alissa222 15
Sounds like somebody has an addiction to their iPod.
BWill9014 4
Ah... nothing better than pulling a prank and getting an unexpected bonus round added onto the prank
supawoman_fml 8
sounds like something my brother would do
colorguardgeek 8
Sounds like something I would do. especially if they annoyed me.
ashlinnmarie 0
sounds like something most brothers would do.