Love: Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

I think that sounds AWESOME!

Kathy24 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol

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KingZant 0

Monday 29 August 2011 6:23

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

shovels7 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:31

My boyfriend did that and shaved head completely bare.

jellyshoes11 4

Friday 23 September 2011 20:28

AWESOME! lol

stoney13 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:36

that's hot!

fiblydinkerton 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:11

Ur boyfriend is a pimp

FweakofCydonia 40

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:36

Well, at least its distinguishing lol

MrsCunny 1

Monday 6 February 2012 17:02

Sounds like my bf xD

ZeroIce 12

Friday 8 June 2012 15:02

Like a sir?

wildmonkey 16

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:24

Handlebar mustaches are AWESOME! You shouldn't be so negative.

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 1 March 2013 16:54

Oh well, it happens. My bf does stuff like that. I like his beard. I wish he hadn't shaved it off.

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