chunkymonkey
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Roll with it
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
At least I'm trying
I'm getting there!
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Anonymous
Subtle
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
hss
United States
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
pixiebubz
Australia
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Anonymous
Healdsburg, United States
Sharing my journey
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Username
France
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Top comments
sheethapins 13
Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.
sinking_fish 12
13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.
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Comments (169)
sushi55555 6
i dont understand how these fml's are submitted but mine won't go through
dubstepfreak123 0
Hey he was specific what's wrong with that?
iMagzzzy 0
I like your username
Amandabobmaxwell 4
At least he isnt letting you, let yourself go.. Im glad my boyfriend speaks up, better than him silently losing his attraction to you.. Right?!
kaykay20 0
Bad way for him to go about your excess fat/weight but maybe take his words into consideration. You may have put on some weight around your waist, arms, etc since you got together. Nothing wrong with keeping a nice fit figure.
keshaforever1 14
I couldn't have said it better or nicer.
anteup623 14
I say get hot and then chuck his ass for being a douche. If he's going to act like a consultant treat him like one.
Okayitwasme 0
One up him and use permanent marker to express on his body what you want changed.
token_blackguy 18
picked a winner.
BrittRoxx101 7
What a jerk!
KickItHigh 32
If he's telling you to lose weight , just do the stomach area, that's somewhere where everybody can lose weight from. Or tone your body instead of losing it. :)