Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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danii_s2 0
I hope he wasn't serious
tightshirtman 0
I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.
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Comments (255)
quietlytearful 0
Um, if you want to have sex on your period then go right ahead. Seriously tho' your boyfriend has passed the usual kind of messed-up and entered the stage where professional medical treatment is the only thing that will help.
aquasat 0
wtf???? DUMP HIM NOW!!
Neall_fml 0
that is seriouly fukd up
thelightforest 4
dude thats ****** up. either dump him or get him some kind of therapist :P what a freak
i_love_germany 0
do not EVAR EVAR buy him a pet
Mackenize16 0
That is so disgusting!!!! If my boyfriend was like that i wouldn't give him sex for a while or atleast until he got over that fetish if you can even call it that
Pezlex 0
thats sick! i hope he was joking or u should dump his ass!
ygdrassil 17
u guys r all retrds he likes lube
CarterColbie 4
Man, he has quite a way with words.
xoprettyinpunkox 0
okay, i can understand if the guy likes lube, but if he likes lube then use F**kin lube.. not period blood, thats just freakin nasty. ugh o.O