Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time....

By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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plantfood 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:12

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AgentSmith79 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:58

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:59

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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shrdlu 28

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:32

A good all-purpose comment when first seeing someone's penis is, "I never realized they were that big!" Even if it's the smallest one you've ever seen. He'll fall for it.

CarsCanBeBlue 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:32

Why did we need to know that?

moo117 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:46

lol say it's big

AITOUKA 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:51

Sounds like something I would say! I tend to embarrass myself like that frequently.

lions214 6

Monday 8 August 2011 2:24

lol we all say stupid crap.

bjbthe1 1

Monday 8 August 2011 5:59

What do you mean for the first time? Is this something you expect to happen again?

tripper37 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:03

Hahaha well...it must've been pretty damn good then!

camelspanker69 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:51

wtf..

Gidget9221 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:36

lmao. that is so something I would say.

xRyanGorox 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:57

I guess she is used to the uncircumcised

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