Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend showed me his need for speed. It was amazing,... - FML

By horriblelife3006 - 27/08/2016 06:08

Today, my boyfriend showed me his need for speed. It was amazing, except he showed it to me with my new car while running away from the cops. FML

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horriblelife3006 12

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:15

Hi guys OP here! And I'm so excited as this is my first published FML! So I'm here to clarify some things! #1 - Yeap luckily I wasn't in the car at the time it happened but I did saw it from a distance. And many of you have asked for me to break up with him but I didn't as he did not commit a serious offence! He was rushing to the hospital as his Mother was ill and he was in such a state of panic that he didn't knew he was speeding so I apologise if it's confusing but at the time that I was posting This, I did not know about why he was speeding! Perhaps I should have said speeding away from the cops instead of running away! So I do hope it clarified any issues! Do continue to leave more comments and I will get back to you guys later! Thank you!

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fifi125 21

Sunday 28 August 2016 9:45

I'm really hoping you weren't IN the car when this happened OP! And hope he didn't wreck the car!

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 28 August 2016 23:01

Now I'm just imagining someone tearing ass down the highway in a bright red Ferrari, cops hot on their tail, only to stop at a hospital and check on a little old lady. And then the cops give each other knowing looks and walk away without a word, and everyone lives happily ever after.

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Pauschinator 22

Monday 29 August 2016 17:08

Did he get away?

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